Go Golfing!

Top Ten Reasons to Hit the Links This Summer (Okay, Twelve), and Special Coupons from Gigagolf. 1.You can feel like Tiger Woods in that Nike commercial with the Moby song. 2.Your shrink will be happy that you’ve tapped into your inner WASP. 3.Golf-cart bumper cars. 4.With less than the right amount of money and connections, you can have your own personal servant (i.e., a caddy). 5.It’s played on the only grass you’ll find that doesn’t have dog sh-t on it. 6.What other sport justifies a small 700-pound vehicle designed to”putter”? 7.You can wear a Gucci visor and get away with it. 8.You can wear tacky plaid pants and get away with it. 9.It’s the perfect excuse to explain why you still own an Izod. 10.Dumb people can play golf, too. 11.Pom-pom socks. 12.Bowling shoes have made a comeback. Can white golf shoes be far behind?

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